I don't know what to blog about no more

I seriously don't. I am totally blank, I have written 3 posts and deleted them because they weren't fun enough. I have seriously lost the will to write anymore. Anything that isn't funny will seem gay to me. So basically there it is, I have no idea what to write any more. Incase any of you kind people out there, wish to see a out of work blogger humiliate himself, tell me what topic to write on and I promise, I shall have something ready within 24 hrs.

PS. Not joking, give me some topics.